The J-Spot

 More off-beat poetry by Jay Horne that will make you think you caught a buzz. All Illustrations by Jay Horne and Copyright 2021 by Bookflurry Inc. Killbuzz I’ll kiss you on your forehead, nose, knees, and elbows too I’ll kiss you on your cheek,and back, then along your neck Woo Hoo! But when I try and kiss you on your ear, please tell me why… You chase me with a vengeful shoo and remark that I should die. Shipments and Cargo | Just take another Dose Jiminy Cricket lost his ball in a thicket when he was doing so well He was no lamer than a Pokemon trainer who’s turtle was beat by a snail When it was raining cats and dogs Jill went to get her pail But the poodles had all turned to ice and the rain had turned into hail They took shelter with a baby-sitter serving cough syrup and sweets Then wondered why’s the running done by noses and all the smelling done by feets! Why do cars drop shipments and ships drop cars that go? Supercalifragilisticexpeala Do! In GLove Ever wonder ...

 Off-kilter Poems by Jay Horne All Illustrations by Jay Horne and Copyright 2021 by Bookflurry Inc. Chillin’ Like a Heroine I’d rather not chill like a villain… Villains never chill, they’re always so busy trying to chill, they never chill… Then they die tryin’ to chill… They’ll probably die saying, “I was just trying to chill…” Then they will be chilly… That’s creepy . And to be clear, that is Heroine not Heroin. Also will make you too chill and then chilly… blue in fact… and your family blue, too… Okay, I’ve gone too far. Point is… Let’s chill, but only cuz we’ve worked hard for it, and haven't hurt anyone. SIN cere Sin cere Sin here Sin there Sinclair… Do I sin, if I in my mind, literally pluck a duck? In this world we’ve all sinned enough Where sin has, in fact, run amok. Sin is a crime Crime is a sin Even when sin is for love. Inter specially mating’s a sin… Tell that to a sweet turtle dove. You should use your creativity for something more productive. I tried t...